I should really just stay in the house

 

At Home Depot:

Me: Do you guys have the GE Cync lights? I thought I saw them here at one point.

Employee: Is that a brand?

Me: GE? General Electric?

Employee: That's a brand?

Me: *brain BSoD*

General fucking Electric? Not ringing any bells?!!

 

This hurt my brain pretty badly, so I called three Home Depots in my home state of New Jersey.  The young-sounding kids who answered the phone of course knew what the fuck General Electric is, so I think this is a Virginia-education problem.

Do better, assholes.